#LAUGHITOFF#
Ofego told Akpos that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying; I know the whole truth.
Akpos decided to go home and try it out. He got home and ran into his mother and said; Mummy, I know the whole truth. His mother quickly handed him 500 Naira Note and said; Please don't tell your father. When his father got home from work, he worked up to him and said; Daddy, I know the whole truth. His father quickly took him aside and gave him 1,000 Naira Note and said; Don't tell your mother please.
Wow! Amazed by this, he ran out to meet the Gate Man and said; I know the whole truth. The Gate Man quickly dropped the padlock and embraced him tightly and said; Thank God you have known that i am your father.
Akpos fainted, the gateman laugh and say"idiot boy you think say na only you get sense"...
A drunkard woke up one morning deeply repentant after a bitter fight with his wife the previous night. He noticed with dismay the crate of beer bottles that had caused the fight. He took it outside and started smashing the empty bottles one by one onto the wall. He smashed the first bottle swearing, "you are the reason I fight with my wife". He smashed the second bottle, "you are the reason I don't love my children". He smashed the third bottle, "you are the reason I don't have a decent job". When he took the fourth bottle, he realized that the bottle was still sealed, full and cold. He hesitated for a moment and said "you stand aside, I know you were not involved. 😄😄😄😄😜😜😜😜😂😂😂
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